A pastel pen set made for workplace survival, endless meetings, passive-aggressive emails, and mentally clocking out before lunch.
This colorful collection features smooth-writing pens with hilariously relatable office sayings including:
“That’s Not My Job.”
“Per My Last Email.”
“Never Too Early To Start Dreading.”
“Oh, You’re Still Talking?”
“This Meeting Could Have Been An Email.”
“That Idea Is Garbage.”
“Everyone’s Judging You.”
“Same Thing, Different Day.”
“Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want To Come.”
“Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud?”
“I’m Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow.”
Perfect for office desks, planners, coworker gifts, teacher gifts, journaling, or surviving the workday with sarcasm and caffeine.
Bright, funny, and painfully relatable — these pens are basically every office worker’s inner monologue in stationery form.
***Add-on item • Ships free with any additional purchase 🤍
A pastel pen set made for workplace survival, endless meetings, passive-aggressive emails, and mentally clocking out before lunch.
This colorful collection features smooth-writing pens with hilariously relatable office sayings including:
“That’s Not My Job.”
“Per My Last Email.”
“Never Too Early To Start Dreading.”
“Oh, You’re Still Talking?”
“This Meeting Could Have Been An Email.”
“That Idea Is Garbage.”
“Everyone’s Judging You.”
“Same Thing, Different Day.”
“Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want To Come.”
“Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud?”
“I’m Starting To Feel Sick Tomorrow.”
Perfect for office desks, planners, coworker gifts, teacher gifts, journaling, or surviving the workday with sarcasm and caffeine.
Bright, funny, and painfully relatable — these pens are basically every office worker’s inner monologue in stationery form.
***Add-on item • Ships free with any additional purchase 🤍
